Football is a simple game (2)

Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

— Gary Lineker, 4 July 1990

Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.

— Gary Lineker, 23 June 2018